Product Production and Single Again!: July 19, 2020

July 19, 2020

So Senor Tacos Day and I are producing a highbrow nip with a bite. It will be crab, tuna and salmon infused catnip for the discerning cat. I think it will be a best seller. We will only create it from the finest freshly caught salmon and tuna. We will be using king crab in honor of our friend King_Chett.

Today, has been a rather lazy, stormy day. The winds have kicked up and I am in a rather somber mood on days such as this. I am also bummed after becoming single once again.

 I thought it was love at first meow with Micki, but alas my heart has been broken in a million pieces. While she is sassy, hot and fun, I don't know where I stand with her and I have decided singledom, pawties, and 'nip are the life for me. I'm sure there are plenty of chicas willing to date a rough and tumble ginger with a cauliflower ear who wears his heart on his sleeve.

Below is my paw-file on LoveMeMeow. Tell me if I need to edit it. If so, place your changes in the comments below.

Name: Butch
Age: 11 but feelin' like a kitten
Eye Color: Celadon Green
Hair Color: Ginger and White
Height: Just Right 
Favorite Activities: Watching birds and squirrels from my window, playing with cat toys, noshing on treats, watching and playing Cat Games, and basking in the sun for hours.
Ideal Woman: Long-legged, silky-furred lady who knows how to have a good time.

Are you looking for a cat who makes you feel like a million purrs? Well, ladies you've come to the right litter box. I am a senior gentleman who knows how to treat a lady right. I will woo you with my ginger good looks and chivalrous ways. Candlelight dinners complete with Temptations are on the menu, showerings of gifts such as floral-infused catnip and cat grass will be at your disposal, and don't forget watching squirrels and birds from my palatial sunroom perch until the early morning hours. If this is what you desire, please dm me with a photo so I can see your purr-fect beauty.

What do you think? I know right, the ladies will come slinking my way faster than alley cats to garbage cans. Well, gotta go, need to check out my paw-file. I hear the dings of notifications already. 😘😘😘😸